Christmas in Australia is a very surreal experience – have you ever worn a Santa suit in 30 degree heat? No, neither have I because I’m not stupid. Some people, however, see nothing strange in this at all! All the Christmas cards still feature traditional snow scenes even though half the people here have never seen snow in their life. The city gets all the street decorations up and may people still have a traditional roast turkey dinner in the heat! Me? I preferred the barbeque option!
Getting to the beach at Christmas is an absolutely essential thing to do so we packed a few cold beers into the bag along with the Santa hats and headed down to Balmoral Beach. Didn’t manage to catch the Queen’s speech or a James Bond film but even if I had, I still don’t think it would have felt like Christmas - Sunshine and Santa is not the combination I’m used to - but I really think I could get used to it!
During the Christmas break we headed over to Bondi Beach – the main hangout for Brits in Australia – Think of it as the Aussie version of Earl’s Court – the place in West London where all the Aussies go when they land in UK! It was absolutely hectic down there – you couldn’t even find space on the beach to lay out a towel! Yes, the beach was nice but the town was just a little Essex – there were more Chavs running around the place than in Dagenham! With so many nicer, classier, cleaner beach suburbs to the north of Sydney – I wonder why Brits abroad all clamour to one area just to be with people with the same accents?!
The Weather is getting really hot now – as I write this on Australia day, it is tipping 40 degrees – I’m off to throw a kangaroo kebab on the barbie and sink a few very cold beers – no worries and g’day mate!
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